So it would have been nice if I’d posted this on the actual first day of school (which was Thursday here in NYC), but like many of you, I drank a little too much celebratory wine that day and was in no position for organized thought. The memory is still quite fresh, though, so read on for some classic first day of school occurrences.
1. Every other post in your Facebook newsfeed is a picture of a kid sporting a new book bag and a forced smile.
2. Staples looks like Toys R Us on Christmas Eve.
3. Your teacher friends are all on suicide watch.
4. You made the face in the above picture trying to locate everything on your child’s supply list.
5. The line in the haircut place was even worse than Staples.
6. You lost your toddler at least once amidst the chaos of first day dismissal.
7. You managed to avoid hitting too many red lights, but you still got stuck behind at least two school buses.
8. So. Much. Contact. Paper.
9. You’ve mentally prepared a list of all the parents you hope to avoid running into (and inevitably end up seeing them all). Side note: I just gave myself an idea for a future blog 😉
10. You forgot to set your alarm and almost missed morning drop off.
You pressed snooze so many times you almost missed morning drop off.
You missed morning drop off.
11. You’ve made a long list of things to do when the kids leave for school, but instead you spend the morning drinking coffee, watching TV, and liking everyone’s first day pics on Facebook.
12. You have so many permission slips to sign that you stop reading them after a while and just start signing. You’re not sure, but you might have just accidentally nominated yourself for PTA president.
13. You haven’t heard the words “common core” in over two months (but that will change very soon).
14. You spent a small fortune on brand new fall clothes for school and you’re dying to see how great the kids look in them. Too bad it’s 85 degrees and humid.
15. Your daughter tells you her best friend isn’t in her class, and it’s a straight up crisis.
16. Your eyes sort of watered a bit when you dropped off your youngest, but you’re not entirely sure if they were tears of sadness or tears of joy. Probably both.