Headphones & Hormones

They've outgrown the highchairs, they can't hear a word you say, and you don't know whose hormones are worse, yours or theirs. Here's my take on parenting teens as a perimenopausal single mom in 2025.

Category: Highchairs and Headaches

  • No, she hasn’t tried to choke me with a chicken nugget or smother me in my sleep with her giant stuffed Brobee doll, but she is DEFINITELY trying to give me a heart attack. At the tender age of just eighteen months old, she has somehow managed to figured out how to open every single…

  • Hello? Anyone out there?  I’m back! I took a super brief year-long break after my whopping ONE blog entry to, I dunno, forget I had a blog I guess? I apologize to those of you who waited with breath baited for my next gripping tale of motherhood mayhem and whatnot, but you can now stay tuned…

  • The most recent milestone reached by my nearly three year old son was potty training.  It’s a biggie.  Until your little one can go almost all by himself, it’s a HUGE pain in the ass.  It doesn’t happen overnight.  There are people who claim they potty trained their kid in a day. A day?  You…